The Atlantic Wire recently posted an article on recent poll data regarding the issues of gay marriage, affirmative action, and the NSA. It says about what one would think. Most Americans favor gay marriage, oppose affirmative action, and really hate the NSA. This is consistent with what several other polls have shown. It comes as no surprise.
But, oh, the comments on that article. A piece that involves both homosexuality and race is bound to bring out the pudding-brained godfuckers and hate-sucking bigots, and this one is no exception. There are a ton of dumb-as-a-box-of-finely-sifted-shit comments on it. But one in particular really stood out to me, so I thought I’d single it out for some mockery. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce you to the man who calls himself vanhellsinger:
The numbers change from day to day. For Example.
Now, normally when a human being types something like this, statistics usually follow. But that’s only true in this case if you speak some strange language in which “statistics” means “utter fucking imbecilic lunacy.”
Since the beginning of gay rights which started when Obama was elected…
Wait wait wait. Let me pull a Kanye here. I’ma let you finish, but first I gotta point something out. If you think Obama invented gay rights, you seriously haven’t been paying attention. I mean, where have you fucking been for, oh, the last thirty fucking years or so? You do realize that when the Netherlands became the first country to legalize gay marriage in 2001, Obama was a state senator in Illinois, and no one outside of that state even knew who the fuck he was, right? This is another way of asking just how goatfuckingly stupid do you have to be to think gay rights started with Obama?
Anyways, please continue.
Since the beginning of gay rights which started when Obama was elected the number of violent attacks against homosexuals has risen exponentially.
I mentioned this last time, but it bears repeating. The right wing bigots love pointing to the problems that they themselves create by discriminating as justification for discrimination. It’s like a dog that shits on your carpet then demands a laxative. “See this shit? This shit proves that you need to help me shit more.” Fuck you, dog. How about I rub your nose in your shit, whap you with a rolled up copy of the Constitution, and throw your ass outside where there’s no carpet for you to shit on?
Millions of people are outraged that a proven degenerate behavior is being promoted as a civil right.
Vanhellsinger of course provides no evidence for this. But like all bigots, he speaks for the people! And the people, apparently, are fucking nitwits.
Why not make having cancer a civil right?
Are you suggesting we shouldn’t let people with cancer get married?
Giving minorities a job, promotion, passing grade, and much more just because they are black is so wrong with obviously most people.
Who the fuck gives people a passing grade just because they’re black? I’ve taught at universities for years and never seen anyone do that.
Look what AA got us a President with what appears as an educated intelligent man, but is he?
I can tell someone here is not an educated, intelligent man.
The NSA leak is just another way for the liberals to distract us from the real issues-
Yeah, they’re distracting us by making Obama look like an asshole. What a brilliant strategy!
The failure of ObamaCare
I don’t like it, therefore it’s a failure!
So if I don’t like the Miami Heat, does that mean I can just give last year’s NBA championship to the OKC Thunder? Because I’d love to do that.
the Fraud of Gay Rights
Let’s be clear here. This guy is actually saying that the NSA scandal was a conspiracy to distract us from the fact that gay rights isn’t real. It takes a special kind of mind to come up with something like that. It’s one of those special minds that rides the special bus and wears a special helmet.
a President that is a coward and unable to defend the American people- Bhengazi
Yeah, the president is soft on terror. I mean, all he does is send flying death robots around the world to kill al Qaeda members whenever they poke their heads above ground. What a pussy.
and not doing anything about Nuclear development in Iran and NK.
“Not doing anything” must mean “levying heavy sanctions on both countries and building up our military presence in the region in response” to this guy.
I suspect the democrats orchestrated this NSA scandal.
You thought I was kidding earlier when I said this guy actually fucking thinks that the NSA is a conspiracy to distract us from our God-given duty to hate fags? Nope. He really is that deranged.
I often wonder what the world must look like to one of these people who think everything is a conspiracy based around whatever they happen to hate.
“My coffee maker broke! Fucking homos!”
“A bird shit on my car! God damn you, Obama!”
“ObamaCare spoiled the end of Game of Thrones for me! Nooooooo!”
Dems have destroyed America ever since the civil war, FDR, Truman, JFK all were bad leaders and caused mass death in unnecessary wars.
…Unnecessary wars? You mean like World War II, the war that FDR and Truman fought? You think we need to bomb Iran and North Korea, but we shouldn’t have retaliated for Pearl Harbor, or stopped the Nazis from overrunning Europe?
And that’s the sentiment on which this dingleberry ends his dribble. Obama created fags, and we should have let the Nazis win. Thank you, Internet, for making me aware of this guy’s existence. Now excuse me while I go take a shower and silently weep for humanity’s future.