Bring Your Problems to Church – A Riffing Religion Rifflet

I take 30 seconds out of my life to watch a 60 year old commercial trying to get people to come to church by convincing them it’ll solve all their problems. Why do I do this to myself?

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Creationists Don’t Need No Einstein!

So, this creationist came up with the brilliant new “theory” of boiling everything down to the point that even the dumbest motherfuckers in the universe could understand it. The result? A “theory” that involves taking distances measured in one unit of measurement and measuring them in another unit of measurement. And creationists wonder why scientists think they’re just spouting empty pablum aimed at the lowest common denominator.