Tenacity in the face of utter futility is not a virtue. At some point, a rational person gives up. But anti-gay bigots are not rational people. So even in the state of Massachusetts, the first state to legalize gay marriage and arguably the most tolerant state in the union, some numbskulls continue to fight for the cause of dumbassery despite all hope of succeeding having vanished long ago. The group Mass Resistance (get it?) continues to fight against the tide of history, like a pathetic little fish flopping on a dry beach trying to reach an ocean that left it behind long ago. And they’ve got a parade of horribles to let the world know just how much suffering they’ve endured in Massachusetts ever since those evil gays were allowed to behave as if they were human.
What same-sex “marriage” has done to Massachusetts
It’s far worse than most people realize
Little old ladies are being assaulted by bears in speedos! Rampant cocksucking has spilled into the living room of every household in the state! Lesbians have devoured every fiber of carpet! Lady Gaga is more popular than ever!
Anyone who thinks that same-sex “marriage” is a benign eccentricity which won’t affect the average person should consider what it has done to Massachusetts since 2004. It’s become a hammer to force the acceptance and normalization of homosexuality on everyone. The slippery slope is real. New radical demands never cease. What has happened in the last several years is truly frightening.
Get used to the scare quotes. The barely-literate author of this farce “loves” them.
But please, Mr. Bigot, let us know what’s so frightening about gays marrying each other.
At my own children’s high school there was a school-wide assembly to celebrate same-sex “marriage” in early December 2003. It featured an array of speakers, including teachers at the school who announced that they would be “marrying” their same-sex partners and starting families, either through adoption or artificial insemination. Literature on same-sex marriage – how it is now a normal part of society – was handed out to the students.
Aaaaaaaahhhhh! It’s terrifying! Children were made aware that gays exist! This is frightening, because I want my children to be very, very stupid.
Within months it was brought into the middle schools. In September 2004, an 8th-grade teacher in Brookline, Mass., told National Public Radio that the marriage ruling had opened up the door for teaching homosexuality. “In my mind, I know that, ‘OK, this is legal now.’ If somebody wants to challenge me, I’ll say, ‘Give me a break. It’s legal now,'” she told NPR. She added that she now discusses gay sex with her students as explicitly as she desires. For example, she said she tells the kids that lesbians can have vaginal intercourse using sex toys.
These kinds of stories are usually exaggerated, but even if this were 100% true, what’s so bad about it? It’s better for kids to learn about sex from trained educator than whatever random shit they find on the internet…unless you want your daughters experimenting with 2 Girls, 1 Cup.
- By the following year it was in elementary school curricula – with hostility toward parents who disagreed. Kindergartners in Lexington, Mass. were given copies of a picture book, Who’s in a Family?, telling them that same-sex couples are just another kind of family, just like their own parents. When David Parker – parent of a kindergartner – calmly refused to leave a school meeting unless officials agreed to notify him when discussing homosexuality or transgenderism with his son, the school had him arrested and jailed overnight.
- The next year, second graders at the same school were read a book, King & King, about two men who fall in love and marry each other, ending with a picture of them kissing. When parents Robb and Robin Wirthlin complained, they were told that the school had no obligation to notify them or allow them to opt their child out.
I think I’m noticing a pattern here. Mass Resistance is resisting the de-stupidification of America.
Think about that: Because same-sex marriage is “legal,” federal judges have ruled that the schools now have a duty to portray homosexual relationships as normal to children, despite what parents think or believe!
I feel so sorry for your kids. I just hope that they’re smarter than you are. My parents tried this same dogshit on me–controlling information in an attempt to shape my beliefs to be just like their stupid, ignorant beliefs. The problem is, I was smarter than they thought I was and easily found all the things they tried to hide from me. It wasn’t even that hard.
It has become commonplace in Massachusetts schools for teachers to display photos of their same-sex “spouses” and occasionally bring their “spouses” to school functions. At one point, both high schools in my own town had principals who were “married” to their same-sex partners who came to school and were introduced to the students.
If any bigot ever tells you that he’s not a bigot, that he doesn’t hate gays, that opposing gay marriage is not about discrimination, just shove the above paragraph up his ass. These Mass Resistance assholes hate gays so much that they consider a gay person merely taking his partner to a public function to be destructive to society.
And keep in mind, all of these bullet points are under the heading of “It’s worse than people realize” and “truly frightening.” Opposition to gay marriage has nothing to do with family values or preserving traditional marriage. It is about–and has always been about–hatred and fear. Mass Resistance is so deathly afraid of gays that even merely seeing a picture of one with his partner is “truly frightening”, or encountering a gay couple at a school function is “worse than people realize.” Pathetic, childish, hateful, ignorant, shameful, bigoted, imbecilic, prejudiced, intolerant, superstitious, shallow, sheltered, quasi-fascist, arrogant, selfish, bullying, fucktarded, shit-for-brains, and completely fucking bug-fuck insane doesn’t even begin to describe these horrible excuses for human trash. Reading the quoted paragraph makes me very, very angry, as you might have noticed. But it also makes me very, very happy that Mass Resistance and all the other bigoted cuntburgers out there are slowly but surely losing this fight, and America will look back in shame on them.
There are several more bullet points in their list under Public Schools, but they’re all the same. The “damage” done by gay marriage boils down to the “horrors” of having to acknowledge that gay people exist and treat them them like everyone else.
And the “damages” listed in other areas by Mass Resistance aren’t any more convincing. There’s the typical wild accusations about AIDS (without any acknowledgement that study after study has shown that it’s actually abstinence only education that’s exacerbating this problem). There’s the complaint that insurance companies have to cover gay spouses like straight spouses (Equality! How horrifying!). There’s a weird complaint about how now lawyers have to learn about gay marriage cases (Lawyers are required to do their job? Inconceivable!).
It just goes on and on, but not a single point anywhere on the list even remotely demonstrates that any harm has been done. Most of them can be summed up by the following:
- Now gay people are visible in public. I’m horrified.
- Gay people are being treated like they’re not my inferiors. I’m outraged.
- Bigots like me are made fun of in the media. I’m a victim.
- My right to take away other people’s rights has been violated. I’m oppressed.
- Lawyers, town clerks, and doctors are required to do their jobs, even when gays are around. I’m being persecuted.
Blah blah blah. Heard it all before. The only difference between Mass Resistance and every other pathetic attempt to claim treating gays like humans is harmful is just how interminably long their list of non-evidence is.
Keep floppin’, assholes. I’m sure that tide of history will come back and wash you away someday. But by then you’ll be a dry, pitiful husk of what you once were, and no one anywhere will give a damn.